Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my phone while it was charging. My hands fumbled a bit, and my phone slipped out of my fingers. Thinking quickly, I grabbed it by the charging cable to save it. The cable unplugged, and my phone now has a pretty crack on the screen from hitting the tile floor. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to a weird buzzing sound in my ear. Panicked, I swatted at my ear to get rid of what I thought was a fly. Instead, I hit my phone, which was on vibrate, and it fell on the tiled floor, spinning the screen into a cracked, shattered mess. FML
Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML
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Top comments
evaki1 12
That FML cracked me up. Get it? No? Okay ;(
miserypoison 13
Every action has a reaction my friend.
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Comments (124)
GothicAngel17 24
Those apps look fake as hell anyway. Oh well. YDI for doing something so pointless.
Il_Maestro 6
OP's cracks look pretty authentic.
Quinn32 16
I actually have that app for my phone and it looks pretty good...even if you don't throw your phone.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
For some strange reason I read #37's comment as "OP's craps look pretty authentic". Boy did that confuse me :D
Il_Maestro 6
From experience, that shit looks authentic too.
MuseFan1991 14
why would you want to make your phone look broken?
duckie227 22
For ***** and giggles?
GrossedOut12 2
Why not?
happle 21
The man with a knife through his skull is still smarter than OP...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
To provoke the irony gods.
i2smart2trick 15
Well its all ***** and giggles until someone giggles and *****. :)
coolstorybro6969 6
Maybe the app just works really well
TattleTale 8
Don't you see that the app's purpose is not to make the screen looked cracked? It's to prank people like you into breaking their phones. So it actually serves it's purpose as a prank app pretty well :D.
FMLshark 12
It's the app, just very high definition and far too realistic.
abouttosleep 5
Since you already help developers to increase the making of those stupid apps, why don't you try to check for an app that repairs the damage for you...
tony1891 22
it was time to get rid of that old iPhone Anyway.
mosquito19 14
i assume it wasn't your phone, otherwise it makes no sense to do that on your own phone
SmokingUnicorn 8
Nokia my friend, Nokia.
ICastillo 25
If you drop a Nokia on the ground, the ground breaks.
felixthemaster 6
haha awesome app.