Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML
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Today, I was on my phone while it was charging. My hands fumbled a bit, and my phone slipped out of my fingers. Thinking quickly, I grabbed it by the charging cable to save it. The cable unplugged, and my phone now has a pretty crack on the screen from hitting the tile floor. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to a weird buzzing sound in my ear. Panicked, I swatted at my ear to get rid of what I thought was a fly. Instead, I hit my phone, which was on vibrate, and it fell on the tiled floor, spinning the screen into a cracked, shattered mess. FML
Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML
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evaki1 12
That FML cracked me up. Get it? No? Okay ;(
miserypoison 13
Every action has a reaction my friend.
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Comments (124)
russfml 31
See, you can just make your phone look cracked without an app. Oh wait your phone really is cracked :/
The_CL0GGER 0
Your app is now useless. Unless you want it to be double cracked screen.
golferman72 16
Oh the irony.
dread5 2
I would of done the same!!!!
ilovedoctorwho 8
Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.
thesubconscious 9
Irony at its prime. Gotta love it! (for some people)
perdix 31
Alanis Morrisette needs to make "Ironic, part Deux" featuring this story. Hint: Don't buy a fart app. You'll make your boyfriend dump you.
Gymnastlevel10 0
Well you wanted it to look broken, so I guess now you shouldn't be complaining!!!
YesyDidWhat 0
I don't see how you deserved it, it was an accident and it could of happen to anyone. Sorry for your broken phone OP:(
evilplatypus 39
It was an accident that wouldn't have happened if they were being careful with their phone and not using an expensive piece of technology for stupid, pointless sh*t. So yes, they deserve it. Maybe now they'll be a bit more careful with their stuff.
Psychology_13 8
They was usin' a prank app.... So ya, they deserved it!
beatlegirl27 20
Karma's a bitch.