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By .... - 31/12/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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By SnowyConcussion - 23/12/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, after spending the past 4 days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law pats my head and says "I'll go get some salt." FML

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By skinsfan7592 - 08/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By a - 12/02/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2022 18:00

Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML

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It's not an age thing, it's an ice thing

By Old - 04/02/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I took a pretty nasty fall on the ice and made noises similar to the ones my dad makes when he's in pain. I am officially becoming old. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By fucking har har, dad - 05/10/2012 23:38 - Australia

Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML

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null_fml 11

Thursday 31 December 2009 12:15

Did you grasp your knee and go "Sshhhh--Ahhhhh... Shhhhhh--Ahhhhhhhh" for a while?

myfriend_youfail 3

Thursday 31 December 2009 16:32

Wrong FML, buddy.

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ragsy 7

Thursday 31 December 2009 18:15

My guess is dad is sick of your drama queen antics.

bitched 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:07

get back at him key his car or take his money r somthin

manda97 3

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:05

meh... maybe a little extreme for some good humor...

nuchey 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 20:09

I love dads!!! they are all so hilarious!

Pinaymix 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 20:36

Lmao, can you give your dad a high five for me?

manda97 3

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:48

dude! my dad would totally do that... ha ha... as a matter of fact he has...

Rebecca1993 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:51

My dad would have done the same exact thing lol

AnneFTW 17

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:27

Haha awesome dad!

Patastic 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 23:53

LOL, I love your dad.

tehbassmasta 0

Friday 1 January 2010 5:49

paybacks a bitch, what did you do to him?

somuchjustice 0

Friday 1 January 2010 9:54

You're Canadian, it's your own damn fault for not being adept at ice-walking yet....

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It's not an age thing, it's an ice thing

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