Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML
Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
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peachesncreem 21
Some people are such assholes. I hope you're ok op :)
DontModMeDammit 10
Wonder if they are taking a trip this fall to somewhere nice.
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Comments (99)
perdix 31
That must have been an impressive fall to warrant such a tricky driving maneuver. A whole carload of people saw you and decided you were F T Double-U!
TheEpicMilkMan 13
Want me to chase them down with my milk truck and scare them with my dairy products? >:)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Fear the yogurt! And cottage cheese!
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I fear cottage cheese thighs.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
Better, I have mildewed cheese that's been in the my old van. ***** about to go down. D:
Michele2luv 8
Am I the only one who thought this was a penis joke? Anyone? No? ......... -__-
TheEpicMilkMan 13
didn't think about it that way lol
br0ccoli 15
Sorry that the Short Bus Committee didn't help, OP. You get back up and you limp with pride! Don't let those teeth lickers get you down!
br0ccoli 15
By the way, when I say 'Short Bus Committee,' I'm not talking about people with real mental disabilities. I'm talking about the ones who voluntarily act like idiots to people who obviously need help. I'm not making fun of disabled people.
Donat96 20
Sounds like Nelson Muntz was out on a Sunday drive.
gracefairchild01 0
Some people r just mean!
MerrikBarbarian 9
Wow, people sometimes. I shouldn't be surprised by their stupidity and rudeness at times but I still am.
In_some_bullshit 13
It was childish for them to do that. Laugh at their stupidity and that they have Nothing better to do than to waste their time doing u-turns to laugh at an innocent "trip up"
tomhofer 14
probably one of the funnier fmls lately
GVirdi 11
I don't know I thought the crazy girlfriend hurling hairdryers FML was pretty funny..
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Boomerang! But yeah, people can be real asshats... :(
CrazyManNo9 29
And I thought Canadians were good people. Fail.
starflyer59 17
you're willing let a handful of people destroy your opinion of an entire country? glad I don't know you personally...
VeganVampyre 27
So you've decided either every single one of us is a good person, or we're ALL complete assholes, based on one story about a few of us? How very black-and-white of you. I guess by that logic, every single person that lives in your country must be a judgmental ass. Yes, lots of Canadians are good people. And lots are jerks. Just like everywhere else in the world. Living in a certain place doesn't automatically make you a clone of every other person in that place :/