Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML
Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
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peachesncreem 21
Some people are such assholes. I hope you're ok op :)
DontModMeDammit 10
Wonder if they are taking a trip this fall to somewhere nice.
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Comments (99)
qwqw176 0
I really feel sorry for you man
Leslier_fml 4
When they crash or get a ticket someone will laugh at them.
mscat 0
How can one see this
chicagoIL 4
Assholes
Deiatheira 5
That must have been one epic case of tripping if they turned around just to laugh at you :3
Z03y 7
Dude, not to be mean but yikes, my brain hurts from reading that...
Rapide100 6
No, **** their lives for being so immature and disrespectful!
DocBastard 40
I had to get my Idiot-English Translation Engine out of storage for this one. *whirr* *click* *bzzz* *DING* "Write down the license or commit it to memory. From now on carry a bowling ball. When you see a car that matches that description, toss the ball into any window. Payback achieved. I wrote this while high on paint thinner fumes." You're welcome.
GVirdi 11
60 I read the comment 3 times I've come to the conclusion that comma's would be of no help at all
ManInTheMachine 20
Doc-You forgot to put your famous "I may be paraphrasing." Although I believe in this case it is quite accurate.