More like a trippy situation if you ask me. Down with the clown I go.

I think 1 was making a pun to a coffee press of some sort.

You could have just said that bitches be trippin...

What does this have to do with female dogs tripping?

It's about as short and sweet that you can get it.

No, I think 1 meant that OP should have pressed the door instead of pull. Although nowhere does it say whether OP pushed or pulled...

#3's got it right, everyone has days like that, OP. My money's on everyone there having forgotten about it by lunch! You'll remember it for a while, that's the nature of embarrassment, but try not to fret too much. Damn shame you didn't get your coffee, though. There lies the true FML of the situation.

I call them derp days

On days like this one can laugh, cry or write an FML...

It does happen to everyone, the other day I fell while I was putting gas on my car, it quiet hilarious and awkward, oh well, we all have those days like number #3 had said.

I should've known I wasn't the first one to make that connection.

Maybe those other people hadn't had their coffee yet.

#6, agreed! I'd be laughing my head off!

I think I'd have to look away due to severe secondhand embarrassment.

I just hope you didn't shake it off as the blood could've gone flying everywhere..

Don't talk about yourself like that

real mature

you swallow

That picture with this comment.