By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML
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ifuckingrock 0

Oh, my god, your girlfriend has a bladder, I feel so bad for you.

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WhyComplain 0

This is the biggest problem in your life and you complain about it? You have a girlfriend, be happy!

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j_rock1981 0

You ******. Like most people have said already, at least you have a girlfriend. And she said "keep talking" as in even though you are retarded she still wants you to throw 'compliments' her way. Get the sand out of your 'gina and grow up.

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chanel_bbygirl 0

wow really my bf and i do that shit all the time....your life dsnt suck ur life is normal ok

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predatedcow 0

How did you get on here at all?!?!?! Your girlfriend obviously liked what you had to say you dumbass but she has a bladder!!! whoa is youuu, haha get over yourself, it happens

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RayRayRspicyy 0

I don't get it...? That was gheyyy

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auroraaustralis 0

Well, it sounds like she was busy too. Not everything's about you.

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fucentarmal 1

jessuhs she wanted some kinky water sports, ydi, your girlfriend is too much for you to handle. pass her on and get yourself someone more uptight...you will be happier.

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daytona81 0

who ever approved this FML should just kill themselves now, right now. just do it.

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riplikethat 0

FML really needs a new option for "**** OFF AND DIE, NO ONE CARES" (shorter version please) for shitty FML's like these.

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