Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I got a brand new down comforter and duvet cover that I really liked. I'd finally managed to put everything the way I wanted it, and then my roommate's dog came and peed all over my bed. FML
Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
There goes the neighborhood…
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
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princessbloky 12
No good deed goes unpunished
A07 48
Didn't you show him where the toilet was?
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christopherwilli 14
You posted him off.
christopherwilli 14
Pissed*
twister45 17
You had a chance to edit and you choose not to. live with your mistake.
christopherwilli 14
Ok, why did you tell me this?
twister45 17
to let you know. why else would I comment.
Alup132 22
You also had a chance to edit comment #85, but you missed that.
christopherwilli 14
But I don't care?
Sandman2015 12
I give you points for doing something good for another person. Personally, I wouldn't have fallen asleep with a homeless person in my house.
Darkness_Hate 29
Give him some money, not an invitation to sleep.
Megatron_Griffin 25
Giving homeless people money isn't always a good thing..sometimes it helps but I gave a homeless man a few dollars and watched him go right into the store where i work and buy beer. It probably sounds cruel to some, but my parents never let me give money to homeless people because you just don't know if you're helping, or feeding an addiction. (Not saying all homeless people are addicts. I grew up right next to Vermont and heroin was a HUGE thing up there and a lot of the homeless were addicts..so my parents let me give them food instead)..sorry for typing so much
doemetoch 28
While I understand your reasons for not wanting to fuel an addiction, I think it's important to realize that those people will be addicted until they get proper, professional care, and a perspective in life. Your giving them a few dollars more or less won't change a damn thing about them being addicted. I know there's a reasonable chance, when I give money to a homeless person, that they'll spend it on beer or drugs, but if they do, that means that sadly that's what they need to get through the day, and I'm not the one to judge. Not giving anything won't solve the problem. If you really want to contribute to a solution, consider donating to centers that offer proper psychological and medical care for homeless people.
Megatron_Griffin 25
You have some very valid points, but I dont really have money to go donate unfortunately... I myself am broke half the time, as I've been struggling to find a job. Ive always wanted to be rich just so i can help people like that. I gave a homeless man my lunch and cried after because i hated that I couldn't do more. My mother tried to comfort me by saying what I did was enough, but i disagreed. I fed him today but he will be hungry again tomorrow. Also, the area of vermont this was in, there were a lot of people who pretend to be homeless to collect money (it was on the news quite frequently)...so there was that risk in giving people money...i know the man I fed was homeless though...his eyes were so tired and he just looked so grateful for the meal i gave him...just wish i could have done more
trucker2 33
Omg.... No just no. Does anyone remember Sara ? Homeless man kidnapped her at night after working at the family home, and sleeping there. Emmanuel, was his name.
nomoreparty 11
You have heart of gold... Don't let it change if somebody cheats you for your kindness.. Some people have bad character and they just ruin the chances of all those who are in need..
VeganDarkLight 31
I don't know about that Sara, but just because one homeless man kidnapped a woman doesn't mean they all will. 'Arguments' like that are what racism, homophobia and other forms of dicrimination build on.
Xquisite1 28
#47 I have no idea who "Sara" is but I am pretty damn sure that you are referring to Elizabeth Smart.
MonstreBelle 29
31- Personally, I don't want my money going towards the purchase of drugs, but I also don't think they'll stop using if I don't give them money. And it's not just wanting to avoid contributing to a person's drug addiction. There are many people who aren't homeless that beg for money by trying to make you feel as sorry for them as possible and guilt trip you into giving you money. They would rather take advantage of people's kindness instead of getting a job because they can make much more than minimum wage if they're good at it. There are other ways to help them without giving them money directly. Ask them if they need anything specific or get them some food and water. The people who are really struggling will be grateful for any help they can get; the ones who aren't struggling will get angry and defensive. One time a guy stopped me outside of a store and asked me for some money to buy formula for his baby. I told him I didn't have any money I could give him but I would be more than happy to go back in the store with him so he could show me what kind of formula he needs and buy it for him. He just started cussing at me and calling me names all the way to my car. It honestly scared me. After that I was too afraid to offer help to anyone else because I didn't want the next person to hurt me instead of just screaming at me.
HerpNdurp88 0
Why the hell would you do that. Be a normal person give the loser $5 and be on your way.
MegasaurusRex89 28
Wow, based on this, you must be a terrible person.
Steve97 32
I'm guessing you don't watch horror movies.
IffySpiffy 12
Why'd you let R. Kelly into your house?
Seabass_Chan 33
Outdated references much?
FarmerGirl420 11
But did he rob you....?
sylvienoir 18
Honestly I don't care whether they're homeless or not, inviting a complete stranger into your home to sleep is not a smart idea. My step aunt let a homeless stranger sleep in her house and he stole her car. dressed himself in her clothes. and masterbated in her car. It's nice to help a homeless person, but inviting any stranger into your house (homeless or not) is kind of asking for trouble. You can donate to local shelters and offer a shower, wash of clothes, and hot food while you're around them...that's a smarter idea.
atomicxsarah 17
Your lucky that's all that happened. I would never let a stranger stay at my house homeless or not. He could have slit your throat..
poorjudgement 26
Nice would be giving him some money. Bringing unknown person in your home is plane stupid, and you are lucky he only pissed.
reeper147 14
Never give homeless people straight money. Even just buying them a sandwich is better. If they are addicted to anything, they will spend all the money they get on their addiction. You are better off buying them food or clothes... Or if you are a baller, then giving them a motel room for a night, though you will probably be on the hook for some serious cash.
bobjoebill 10
actually ive heard of people that beg for a living. like they act homeless. what i do is order food, take a bite out of it, then give it to them. if they are down on their luck food with one bite out of it won't hurt them.
leogachi 15
@97 That's so gross. You have no reason to take a bite out of the food, so why do it? You have no idea what illnesses you may be carrying and spreading to people who have nowhere to rest while recovering from a cold or flu you gave them.
TheNewGuy03 29
97 -- that is one of the most inane ideas I have laid eyes on. Why deliberately take a bite out of the food? Are you trying to establish your dominance?
bobjoebill 10
i am not trying to establish anything. i am merely saying that i have seen people fake homelessness for tax free money, and some of them make a lot. so if i give, i order my lunch, take a small bite out of it, one that they can easily avoid eating and still get filled from, and give it to them. It's just enough so scum that fake homelessness for handouts don't take it. Usually i don't give directly anyway, i do research and find a good charity to give to.
leogachi 15
@123 Your germs aren't staying where you bit from, they're spreading to the rest of the sandwich. If I were homeless I'd rather be hungry than catch the flu.
TheNewGuy03 29
123 -- I am aware that there are a plethora of people out there that fake homelessness to reap the benefits. However, I still lack comprehension of your particular modus operandi. What does biting the sandwich or food item you have actually do? It's one thing if you were eating something, and you gave the rest to a dude or chick in need, but deliberately taking a bite out the food preemptively is asinine. I'm sure that the legitimately homeless people would probably take issue with that...