Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, I got a brand new down comforter and duvet cover that I really liked. I'd finally managed to put everything the way I wanted it, and then my roommate's dog came and peed all over my bed. FML
Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
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princessbloky 12
No good deed goes unpunished
A07 48
Didn't you show him where the toilet was?
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Comments (71)
dougierocks 13
Homeless people are homeless for a reason...
psyjoniz 12
frankly im glad to see the YDI's outweighing the FYL's.. did you learn your lesson?
countdini2000 13
Last time I ever heard of anyone iniviting a homeless person in their house it was Castiel... And it was a reaper... And they tried to kill him.
ToddesPizza 10
I have nothing against homeless people as I work in a soup kitchen on Thursdays, but I would never invite someone I do not know to stay in my house. As much as I respect you Op, it's your fault I'm sorry
MrBlond 3
your dad is family so...
fyourlife775 2
Be glad he didn't bring the guys over for a soup kitchen
tomvertigo 17
Hello dirty stranger I've never met and know nothing about - wont you please come into my homr and stay with me? I'm sure nothing bad will come out Next time give him $50 and point him towards the nearest Super 8.
kickboxer144 4
cool, when did I say they were a stranger, let alone dirty? You make a lot of assumptions....
texasmade817 5
ydi, never let a stranger sleep in your house. lucky all he did was piss on the couch on not to u blind and kill you
george_s_4 32
I don't know why so many people chose ydi. If a homeless person needed a place to stay for the night I'd probably let them stay too. I wouldn't put them on my brand new couch I'd find another place but I don't see what he did was at all wrong.
peterblack67 9
You let a complete stranger into your house??