Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML
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Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, I got a brand new down comforter and duvet cover that I really liked. I'd finally managed to put everything the way I wanted it, and then my roommate's dog came and peed all over my bed. FML
Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
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princessbloky 12
No good deed goes unpunished
A07 48
Didn't you show him where the toilet was?
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Comments (71)
rlak111 19
If I've learned anything from this site it's to never try to be nice to homeless people
johncage 14
Urine trouble now.
worldclassrager 41
I bet that pissed you off....
mishwarner 14
I've thought about doing that then I remind myself Elizabeth Smart was abducted by a homelessness man her parents invited to their house - albeit only for a few days work. Sorry to hear your kindness was repaid with pee
BobRyder 24
I understand the kind gesture and good intentions, but I've seen so many investigation/homicide shows where the homeless guy staying the night kills the person letting them in for money or whatever. Please be careful!
blakeley14 5
he was just excited
mrBearBear 11
Homeless or not, don't invite strangers into your home.
Sparx1_1 16
... and this surprises you why? Most homeless people are homeless for a reason.
Mortoli 30
dont let strangers into your house hope lesson learned.
jake131000 21
Abnormally moral. Good for you, you have two choices in life, the wise thing, or the right thing