Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
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Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
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Fx13mz 7
You can have some fun with those on Chattroulette.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird to go bra shipping with your mother if you're a guy?
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Comments (298)
RaineLee 5
Why did you even agree to try it on, OP? That's kinda sick.
Errienna 0
why would u even put it on. YDI
jbbaseballfan 0
that's what you get for looking at a victoria's secret catalog. ohh I forgot you also get something else ;)
anorexicbarbie 8
Learn to read.
tntvballgurl1 0
what size ? ;)
SilentTreatment 7
You look about a big B, small C cup. ;)
BIEBERSLAYER 10
easy C
sheethapins 13
"Come here son, I really like this hot pink laced push up, but I'm not sure... here put in on and let me take a picture and send it to your father, see what he thinks."
luckoirish14 6
does anyone else find it odd that this guy is going bra shopping with is mom?
sassypants93 17
I do believe that is the point of the FML...
im_bored_tired 12
is your name by any chance, Peter Griffin?
Ray_of_midnight 23
Send your mom the bills for your therapy in about ten years.
vanillatwilight6 0
that is wrong on so mamy levels
rockerbabeXD 0
i think that if u phrased it as, my mom took me bra shopping, then it might be less akward. but im not the one telling the story
Sunny_Eclipse 6
We're talking about a guy here. That's still pretty awkward.