Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
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Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
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Fx13mz 7
You can have some fun with those on Chattroulette.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird to go bra shipping with your mother if you're a guy?
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Comments (298)
JTthePurpleNinja 5
what ? thumbs down ? seriously if a guy has breasts the same size as him mother then I think some exercise is in order.
WeAreAHurricane 14
you didn't have to call him a fatty...
captainbj2 0
agreed, you didn't have to call him fatty...dis anyone call you a douche?
miamiheatfan56 0
You also dont know what size his mom is. She could be an A.
JTthePurpleNinja 5
yeah, fair point which I get but my comment is getting thumbs down yet some others which say roughly the same are getting thumbs up :/
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Maybe OP works out a lot and has big pectoral muscles. Hey, it's possible.
anorexicbarbie 8
Who gives a shit if you get thumbed down? It's not hurting you in real life.
JTthePurpleNinja 5
yeah it's not the point. the point is I'm being criticized when other comments that say roughly the same aren't, I just find that odd is all.
anorexicbarbie 8
Who cares?
commietaco 0
keep crying about it. I will thumbs up you.
JTthePurpleNinja 5
good one ! not. Just making my point.
commietaco 0
really? I didn't realize that. thank you for telling me the fourth time.
JTthePurpleNinja 5
you're welcome.
maggotfoREVer 0
chances are REALLY LOW he has big pecs im not trying to be mean but still
connan1030 0
12 what's with all this rough nonsense?
NomOnShroomz 14
Moobs FTW!!
kipdjordy 0
why are you bra shopping with your mom...
NHLbound22 8
maybe he is gay? or a cross dresser? it does happen
IbanezSprinter 0
why was he trying on bras?
MsRandomKatie 0
exactly my question... gay much?
nunsrtight69 0
have you ever been tit f*cked?
balzackgoo 3
What guy takes their mom bra shopping?!?
Carebear423 0
#17 meet #8, 9, and 15. you guys could become great friends.
LaylaaMariee 0
Ahaa, #41 has a good point. Lmfao(:
FaberDriveLuv 5
awkward...
xOashleymarie 0
Take the hint.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
I'll just say it, it's your fault for going to Victorias secrets with your mom that is just weird.
zebraface 15
And he tried the bra on. Even more weird.
ilovecookies83 0
Why the hell are you taking your mom bra shopping?
HSOMGF 5
Um. Why are you taking your mother shopping for a bra? I think there's more to this story..