Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
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Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
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portablecupid 3
And you expected her to do what with it exactly?
Seti_fml 0
Did you expect her to keep it and cherish it forever? It was a sauce packet! what was she going to do with it since you obviously had already eaten the food she would have put it on.
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Comments (144)
laur20091 0
did you want her to keep it forever or something?
sovereign_fml 0
"Today, my girlfriend threw away some trash I gave her as a present. FML." You're a twat for taking it personally that she threw it away.
yeti09 0
What did you think she would do with it?
AnaDoll 0
Can FML please add a "SO THE **** WHAT" button to the options we can click?
spillproof 0
YDI for typing that first sentence
LittleGigiK 0
She didn't want to hang on to an old hot sauce packet forever. Don't worry about it, she probably appreciated the gesture.
FMLfangirl89 0
taco bell sauce packets say "will you marry me" ? weird. and who cares, she probly thought it was a joke...why would she keep a packet of sauce? that would be a little weirder to me.
swagmonkey 0
I'm not sure why Taco Bell has sauce packets that say "will you marry me?" But you totally deserve it for using a cheap sauce packet from a fast food restaurant to propose. Did you expect her to take you seriously?
ManxOnxFire 0
What was she supposed to do? Save it for all eternity?
bexox 0
I would have done the same thing! It probably wouldn't have even occured to me that this might be serious...