Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML
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portablecupid 3
And you expected her to do what with it exactly?
Seti_fml 0
Did you expect her to keep it and cherish it forever? It was a sauce packet! what was she going to do with it since you obviously had already eaten the food she would have put it on.
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Comments (144)
Starsmydog 0
I work at Taco Bell... seriously don't eat there. I could get fired for giving reasons.. but please trust me.. DO NOT EAT THERE.
chadwick8o 0
wat did u want her to do with it? keep it for life? its just trash
xXlolololXx 0
It was also a joke, so wtf does it matter if she threw it out. Did you expect her to frame it and put it on the mantle to show everyone?? Idiot.
sickinlove13 0
If this was a real proposal, you definitely needed to follow it up with a ring or with "will you marry me?" or something. Hell, you could have gotten down on one knee and given her the sauce packet! If my boyfriend gave me that sauce packet and did nothing after giving it to me, I'd probably throw it away, too.
christopherlove 0
How long did you expect her to keep a packet of taco sauce which might break and leak?
kjr1047 0
that's how I was proposed to...I keep mine in a box. :]
martymcfly12 0
what was she supposed to do? keep it for forever or hang on to it till you got married?
martymcfly12 0
what was she supposed to do? keep it for forever
whomajigi 0
So if it was a real proposal, the ring should be the thing she kept. If it was a joke, she'd have thrown the package away. Even if it was serious she would have thrown it away. Keeping random sauce like a packrat just because someone was all cutesy with it? That's kinda weird to be honest.
FreeLevi 0
If you weren't really proposing to her, what do you want her to do? Keep it forever?????