Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, as an aspiring performer, I tried to practice crying on demand by singing "A Little Fall of Rain" and "On My Own" from Les Misérables. It was all going well, until my nose started running uncontrollably and no tears actually came out of my eyes. Maybe acting isn't for me. FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML
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Top comments
irateyou 9
Wow. You better never try to watch Marley and Me.
Ms_ValS 27
Sobbing is a bit much. Maybe a tear or two would have been okay.
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Comments (215)
kriz_allizwell 6
"Talk to the hand. Or cry to it."
siegheil_fml 4
Considering you are crying over a movie and your girlfriend isn't makes you a bitch. Man up pussy
teddybearbreanna 4
It wasn't that moving....I didn't cry until the very last scene.
Vos26 3
Same story here. My bf cried and I didn't. And he never cries D:
jep00 8
No ur not... Ur juss a pussy ass bitch...
ranko77 1
Who doesn't cry to "Les Misérables"? I agree with you OP, I would of felt like she's a robot too.
DarkskyFML 5
Is the Robot Sex hot?
dziah 2
You're actually dating Kirsten Stewart
crashley21 10
Some people get emotional for different things. My mom cries watching tv sometimes and she laughs at herself along with me laughing at her. She and my sister joke calling me an ice heart, but it's completely untrue. I might not cry at a tv show but I will cry coming home from the pet store where they have cats that need to be adopted from the SPCA and I can't take them home. My bf once admitted to unexpectedly crying at the touching ending of his favourite video game.
loccsta83 5
Overly sensitive much? You need to do stop being a vag bro