Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, as an aspiring performer, I tried to practice crying on demand by singing "A Little Fall of Rain" and "On My Own" from Les Misérables. It was all going well, until my nose started running uncontrollably and no tears actually came out of my eyes. Maybe acting isn't for me. FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML
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irateyou 9
Wow. You better never try to watch Marley and Me.
Ms_ValS 27
Sobbing is a bit much. Maybe a tear or two would have been okay.
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Comments (215)
Fooey_214 12
So who's the man and who's the woman?
brandonlee69 5
Ur a pussy
Katango18 5
Orrrrr you're a wuss. Not to be rude, but who cries during movies / musicals?
kailib 9
Hey, I cried too OP. I'm a girl and I don't mind if a guy cries.
BBFreak97 6
I'm a dude.. Cried too. Anne did amazing.
joea21 21
Dump her... I'm a 24 year old grown man and got teary eyed in that movie too!
Paperclypse13 7
Remind her that most girls want a sensitive guy and that you are a catch! ;D
sykout 5
Sounds like you need to find a boyfriend instead.
PikachuBuddy 8
Hey, I was chanting "Suicide, Suicide!" During the movie :p and actually laughing...
SlightOfHand 5
She's definitely a robot if she didnt cry at the end.