Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I thought was the one I’d one day marry, didn’t survive her first time meeting the extended family. My parents loved her, but my grandma, great grandma, aunties, and cousins gave her such a hard time that she ran out in tears, jumped on a bus, then broke up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
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Top comments
BlueBaronBitch 22
Just pay her back later, it was something serious it wasn't like you were ditching her Sorry to hear about your grandma too :(
Rawrshi 25
Sorry for your loss, OP. I'm sure your girlfriend understands.
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Comments (111)
ndnpride88 25
Seeing close to 200 people putting ydi... Y'all some heartless people. Sorry about your loss. Only time will heal a loss but hopefully your girl will understand.
jvanevery 19
they're always trolls out there who are going to say YDI
thisyua 13
Sorry for your loss... but don't feel like that, I'm sure she'll understand
penguinpinz 8
Well then you better put out. But in all seriousness I'm sorry for your loss
ShleeG 23
I just don't understand why she didn't leave with you. Sorry for your loss OP
Chazzster 32
Why didn't you leave her money to pay for the meal if you needed to leave?
Quiet_one 22
Probably didn't think about it until later. Intense emotions will do that.
zaidthunder1 27
You could have paid the bill and left?
Feklfekl2222 32
I would imagine he was rushing to comfort his relatives, and seek comfort himself. Money isn't really on his mind at a time like tbjd
rekdovah 11
Op is a she
Feklfekl2222 32
Sorry stupid mistake
914smv 18
Sorry for your loss OP. Im sure she understands. you can always pay her back or make it up to her!
FemskyD 26
Shouldnt she have come with you?
EyRaB 17
So long as she isn't self-centered and doesn't have entitlement issues I'm sure sure she will understand. I'm sorry for your loss too OP.
Zarcissa 34
Truth to be told, I don't understand why you left. If I'd be told such devastating news, my boyfriend would be the first one I'd turn to and have him console me instead of leaving him alone wondering wtf happened.
CaroLouWho 10
Maybe his family needed him home right away. Or maybe he was so grief-stricken he had to leave. Everyone grieves differently, but for me, I don't care how much I love you or how important you are to me; if I've just found out a loved one died, I want to be alone. I can't handle being around people.
domolovesyoshi 33
Not everyone grieves the same, I personally don't like grieving in front of people.
heartofhannah 28
OP is female