Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was, "You're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, while on a weekend away, my boyfriend and I went for a walk. I now get to tell everyone the story of how my boyfriend got down on one knee into a pile of cow shit while proposing. FML
Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to propose to my girlfriend during halftime at a local football game. I arranged everything with the stadium staff. When the moment came, I got down on one knee, only for her to hiss, "Are you serious? Right here?" She ran off, leaving me kneeling in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
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Vava12321 0
okkayy.. yeah.. that sucks.. but.. DID SHE SAY YES?? :D
xCrackerx 3
What a (please forgive me) shitty situation!
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Comments (87)
lol_our_lives 4
#22, how do you know he has a small ****??? have you seen it?
army1312at 0
hopefully you brought wet naps hah.
mason022 0
Yup, that definitly sucks!! Hope her next words were yes!!
Rico5037 0
so I bet you felt like shit.
badbunny 0
who wants to be married to a shitknee?
anonacs 0
DID SHE SAY YES?
icecreammonster 0
you must have been too nervous to notice dogshit. hope her answer was yessss
joemk2012 0
Cap o' Crap. That sounds like an infomercial product. I smell a patent....or that's the dog shit.....
TedFreakingBundy 0
hm. i'm sensing a scary movie 3 reference. i'm calling shenanigans.
Oxnard 0
Scary Movie 3. I knew this post sounded fake, and it's proof this site is full of fakes.