Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was, "You're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, while on a weekend away, my boyfriend and I went for a walk. I now get to tell everyone the story of how my boyfriend got down on one knee into a pile of cow shit while proposing. FML
Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to propose to my girlfriend during halftime at a local football game. I arranged everything with the stadium staff. When the moment came, I got down on one knee, only for her to hiss, "Are you serious? Right here?" She ran off, leaving me kneeling in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
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Vava12321 0
okkayy.. yeah.. that sucks.. but.. DID SHE SAY YES?? :D
xCrackerx 3
What a (please forgive me) shitty situation!
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FMLjudge007 0
so you^^ would want your man to find a steamy pile of shit, kneel on it, rub some all over himself, and say "baby I love you and I don't care what my knee is on or what is on me, I love you, will you marry me?" and you say "YES!!" as he rubs some on his lips and then you kiss. that's what you consider a real man? WOW you must be a crackhead real men aren't filthy pigs who don't give a **** where we kneel or step and OP if you were on a picnic why would you choose a spot next to a pile of dog shit??
ActionManly 11
You should've said "It doesn't matter, 'cause what I'm about to ask you now will last for the rest of our lives!"
Tech_N9ne 0
ok Cody from scary movie 3 :D for those that don't know....he's a little kid who's psycic or something and he says "you're kneeling in dog poo" to a girl. OP...original?
Residence_fml 4
well did she said yes? And YDI for taking her to a place in the park where dogs are allowed to poo and to make a entire mushy scene shitty romantic
sLAUGHTERxx 0
Oooooh OUCH. That probably ruined the entire proposal. I say reschedule at a more romantic place/different setting. You should have looked before you knelt. That would have been the smarter thing to do. But because not a lot of people would have looked before they knelt, I say FYL. You were just trying to have the perfect proposal and that just ruined it. I hope everything went okay after that!
athame1983 0
...its not a fml unless we know the outcome of the proposal, did she still say yes in spite of the dog shit?
Crusheddd 0
thats frim scary movie 3 (A spoof about the ring) The lil boy says to his mum blah blha blah 'I see you kneeling on dog shit' and shes ohfuckew, U fail.
xoluvinshayxo 0
if she said yes,what do you have to lose? if she said no,tell her life isn't a fairy tale. so she should try to grow up and suck it up,and think stop thinking that her knight and shining armor will arrive one his high horse,and wisk her away to a castle on happily ever after
changita27 0
aww that sucks! sounds like the nerves got to you! :(
auds23 0
haha, nice. oh well if its really love she won't care