Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML
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Today, I had my first driving test. The instructor turned out to be the kind of twit who made me do the full 60-minute test, only to tell me afterwards that he was failing me for the only mistake I made less than 2 minutes after the test started. Time wasting tit. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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justsayfuck 5
Ow no, a woman. I can guess what most of the next comments are going to be like. Sucks for you OP, take a couple more lessons I'd say.
SkaterChic 0
stop trying to kill people with your idiotic driving. you give women a bad name
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Comments (172)
JokeMeister 0
GET A BIKE. PLEASE!!!!!!!
tyler_420 0
drive better. ydi
LiTTleBitTwistEd 0
the same with me...then i have to exit the app for it to go away...
tigerjen 0
I think this is a bit of a porky pie. Driving test examiners wouldn't be allowed to drive the car as they are not insured. If the test goes horribly wrong then they have to stop the car and walk back to the test centre with the car keys so your driving instructor can come and pick you up.
toongirl 4
Yes they can. That is how you are insured to drive your instructor's car. At least they are in the UK. I don't know where you're from so I don't know the rules there. And all the people saying it's a long test, mine took about 35 minutes and I passed first time with only 2 minors. OP, I don't know what happened but my parents told me that all the best people pass second time (they both took two attempts, my sister also passed first time) So just have some more lessons and try again. Good luck.
justfienne 12
Somehow, someway, I got my drivers license at 17 without doing any written or driving tests. I had a waiver for the driving portion, but they didn't even make me take the written test! LOL. Win.
SadinSherman 16
Don't worry it just takes practice
helen29 4
well did u pass? lmao
turkishjew 0
Wow, who would think that texting and driving is a bad idea
RoyalSwag 0
you're lying. the whole test is about 5 minutes long
Cinn_fml 23
The OP is from the UK, the driving test here is usually a fair bit longer than ten minutes, and definitely longer than five.
DonkeyKongDaddy 13
that's some sponge Bob square pants sh%t right there