Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML
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Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Today, I had my first driving test. The instructor turned out to be the kind of twit who made me do the full 60-minute test, only to tell me afterwards that he was failing me for the only mistake I made less than 2 minutes after the test started. Time wasting tit. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I realized I don't know anything about driving if the instructor isn't sitting beside me. I realized it two minutes into my driving test, which I failed miserably. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML
Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML
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rilatos 17
Oh that's just wrong.
JuliaaNoelle 26
I don't think they're allowed to fail you for that. Some people talk a lot when they're nervous. Sorry, OP.
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Comments (76)
kelloggg 8
That sucks. I would've failed mine in that case, but luckily my assessor was talkative too so instead we had a nice chat. Surely it's better if they help put you at ease so you perform your best?
Miss_Latina 13
Someone needs to get some and not be so bitter.
Reesienpiper 4
I don't recollect that rule being in the handbook... Some people are just grouches.
pedinhuh 23
Not the best time to come up with a funny comment, OP. Haven't anyone told you that when you do your driving exam you just go there and do what you're supposed to without worrying about the passenger(as long as you followed the rules)?
worldclassrager 39
Third time is the charm :) you'll get it..,you could maybe appeal that...
martin8337 35
Shut up and drive.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Well, I could see how talking excessively could fall under distracted driving. Maybe that was her logic?
KaylaTackett 18
All people who work at the DMV are miserable people. I got failed on my test because I was in the middle of an intersection when the light turned red.
QueenSaru 28
Probably because that's technically illegal? You're really supposed to wait at the line if you're turning (though many people sit in the middle while it's green in order to be able to sneak through when it's yellow). And you're definitely supposed to wait back at the line even if it's green if there's traffic ahead of you on the other side of the intersection because you run the risk of being stuck in the middle of the intersection should the light turn red and the traffic ahead of you still hasn't moved.
tbenson0628 14
She cant fail you for that!
bandgeek845 10
Did you take it in Woodbury Oregon?