Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML
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Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
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rilatos 17
Oh that's just wrong.
JuliaaNoelle 26
I don't think they're allowed to fail you for that. Some people talk a lot when they're nervous. Sorry, OP.
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Comments (76)
SanpakuEyes 18
Some people are just mean, and bitter, and take it out on whoever they can. I hope you try again with a different instructor. Good luck!
chynnatownn 11
That's a little but ridiculous of her
LissaMccracken 23
A little?
why_teh_hell 25
That's just one if those things you DON'T say at a time like that. I see the joke of it, and it is quite funny. Yet not everyone will feel that way, especially since said person doesn't really know you.
piedpiper303 29
OP didn't mean to say it. S/he just blurted it out while thinking of what to say. It wasn't a joke.
why_teh_hell 25
Oh, my bad. I misread it as she was trying to break the awkwardness with a joke. But yeah, I see now.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
I hear many stories of testy testers, but yours takes the cake, OP.
Donnakar 20
That's not fair hope you get a different less cranky instructor next time
Ruuku 11
you can't fail for that take some action against her man!
DriAA7 17
You'd be surprised...
DriAA7 17
This is so hard to believe! The employees at the DMV are always so cheery and helpful and totally don't want to gouge everyone's eyes out with pens!!
hippyhopgirl 9
Not mines...but then again I nearly got into a accident on my first try.
edanielleh 21
People at DMV are usually awful. How is being a bit chatty a problem with driving?
alfred07 18
Are they allowed to do that?
Ari1337 15
no, no they are not.
lipun 8
did she mention that it was against the rules and regulations for the freshers, after failing you? In my view, you could have fought by providing your idea behind your action.