I would have been really "pissed" off!

Welp, looks like those two dogs own you now.

That is not only nasty, but rude. This is why idiots shouldn't be allowed into parks with their dogs.

You "bring a chair" to smash over negligent dog owner heads.

I'd turn around a pee on the dog.

Is it a sprinkler, is it rain...no, it's dog pee!

Edward Thorndike's Law of effect states that any behavior that is followed by pleasant consequences is likely to be repeated, and any behavior followed by unpleasant consequences is likely to be stopped... Makes me wonder how you got peed on not once, but twice.

Am i the only one wondering why OP got peed on twice? I mean i would've left after the first time and showered but thats just me

After the first dog, you still thought it was a good idea to sit down?

hi, I'm the OP. thank you guys for helping my post get posted! I think the second dog peed on me because he smelled the pee of the first dog and wanted to be dominant. and i stayed sitting because I figured it wouldn't happen again. I kept an eye on any dog that got behind me and pushed them away if they got too close. I didn't want to stay standing for the remainder of the hour and a half I would be there as it takes time to wear out my dogs.