Animals and Miscellaneous: Today, I took my cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in... - FML

By o_O - 23/06/2013 17:26 - United States - Bowling Green

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Today, I took my cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in the eyes and said, "This isn't the only pussy I'll be checking out today." FML

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By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada

Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

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By WTF?! - 04/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was the designated emotional support person for my friend's mom as she went to have her sick cat put down. The cat was aggressive towards the male vet. She said, "She doesn't like men" to which the vet replied, "Well, soon that won't be a problem." The willpower it took both of us to not yell at him, or worse… FML

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By Uggghhh - 09/05/2017 02:00

Today, I'm sitting at the vet's office while they run expensive tests on my cat. This is to make sure he doesn't have a bowel obstruction from eating the condom that my partner and I used last night. FML

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By sadcat - 06/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2016 10:54 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML

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Mads_1234 28

Sunday 23 June 2013 23:34

I would switch vets if I were you OP.

lo39dell 10

Sunday 23 June 2013 23:36

maybe he has more cats to check out?? Lets hope it's something like that op.

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cna1216 15

Monday 24 June 2013 0:50

Time to get a new vet...

cottoncandymango 17

Monday 24 June 2013 0:58

He wishes.

MisterEx 28

Monday 24 June 2013 1:03

And that's when you say: oh? You bought a new mirror today?

krazykyra 12

Monday 24 June 2013 1:24

Wonder if he uses that on all the ladies(;

Miss_Klutzie 28

Monday 24 June 2013 1:38

RUN.

thebear683 6

Monday 24 June 2013 2:11

that's when you take your ******* and leave.

kemnet 7

Monday 24 June 2013 2:12

It could be true

UsernameSara 10

Monday 24 June 2013 3:27

Vets make a lot of money. Jsyk.

Quiet_one 22

Monday 24 June 2013 4:33

Actually, most of them really don't. On top of that, the majority (in the US anyway) start their careers with about $100k or more in student debt. You don't become a vet to get rich. But that has nothing to do with this FML anyway so I'm not sure why you brought it up. The OP's vet is just a creep, and would be no matter how much money he was making.

amifaiyaz 12

Monday 24 June 2013 3:30

I think he was trying to be funny and came of as, well...

jw90 18

Monday 24 June 2013 4:06

Sounds like a fun guy

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