By NotFromAustralia - United States - Denver
Today, I thought the earwig infestation that had plagued my basement apartment for weeks had finally solved itself. Turns out the black widow infestation took care of it for me. Time to move. FML
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By  pheizer01  |  10

I love how if theres an earwig infestation, which earwigs are fucking terrifying, everybody is like "oh no its fine", but the second a spider just meanders on by everybody loses their shit

By  MetalxSoldier  |  26

Black widows aren't as fatal as one might assume and spiders usually don't bother you if you don't bother them. Spiders are actually very helpful in getting rid of pests which can cause harm to you or your home.

  manofmerr  |  27

Have you never seen arachnophobia, IT, The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, or The Incredible shrinking man?

Have you never played Limbo, Tera, The unfinished swan, or probably any RPG ever?

You know what all of those things have in common? Giant, blood sucking, soul rending, EVIL in the form of SPIDERS! And a black widow is just plain lethal, forget scary.

  manofmerr  |  27

Or scared to death. Or the op might be spun up in a giant web and slowly suffocate. Or the op might just become spider man/woman...but thats unlikely, unlike death, which is likely...Or at the very least, a period of time in which the op wishes he/she were dead will come to pass if he/she were to get bit..