FEED ME

By Anonymous - 05/01/2021 23:02

Today, I woke up in a military hospital, after having all four wisdom teeth out yesterday. A nurse came in with a breakfast trolley full of eggs and bacon, looks at my pleading face, looks at her clipboard and says, "Only non-solid foods for you, private." FML
I agree, your life sucks 807
You deserved it 122

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Those are my just military eggs or hospital eggs. They’re military hospital eggs. You must be truly desperate soldier!

why were you pleading? it sucks but it is what it is you should know you can't eat solids.

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Those are my just military eggs or hospital eggs. They’re military hospital eggs. You must be truly desperate soldier!

Tell her to put some bacon in a blender!

why were you pleading? it sucks but it is what it is you should know you can't eat solids.

I had my wisdom teeth pulled, too. while I think eggs are gross, if that was me and I saw bacon, I'd cry lol

You're no doubt getting free medical care so maybe you shouldn't complain. Some of us are not so lucky.