FEED ME

By Anonymous - 05/01/2021 23:02

Today, I woke up in a military hospital, after having all four wisdom teeth out yesterday. A nurse came in with a breakfast trolley full of eggs and bacon, looks at my pleading face, looks at her clipboard and says, "Only non-solid foods for you, private." FML
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Bogrbon 27

Those are my just military eggs or hospital eggs. They’re military hospital eggs. You must be truly desperate soldier!

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kfchicken 31

why were you pleading? it sucks but it is what it is you should know you can't eat solids.

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Bogrbon 27

Those are my just military eggs or hospital eggs. They’re military hospital eggs. You must be truly desperate soldier!

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kfchicken 31

why were you pleading? it sucks but it is what it is you should know you can't eat solids.

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spinspinsugar 12

I had my wisdom teeth pulled, too. while I think eggs are gross, if that was me and I saw bacon, I'd cry lol

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sarahcroy20 12

You're no doubt getting free medical care so maybe you shouldn't complain. Some of us are not so lucky.

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IHaveThePower 16

Having had surgery before, that's to stop you puking it all up again, and if your wisdom teeth were removed, the gums need to heal. Put on your patient pants and eat what they give you. You'll be able to eat normally in a few days.

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