Kids: Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML

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By oops123 - 16/07/2012 14:38 - United States

Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML

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By BMike - 11/07/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML

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By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By Scaredshitless - 03/02/2010 13:48 - France

Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML

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By Evan Chong - 13/07/2011 14:48 - Canada

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

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By E…… - 02/03/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML

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By hello to you too - 30/08/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

Today, I met my new 7ft tall and heavily muscular neighbor. Before I could say anything, he greeted me in his really deep voice with, "Excuse me, but is this yours?" He was holding my muddy 3-year-old son, who he'd found in his backyard, by his jumpers like a stuffed cat. FML

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By poormom - 27/06/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML

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By Bullet - 13/08/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML

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By Emma - 17/03/2021 22:59

Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML

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fatalkiss 0

Friday 20 May 2011 8:52

He's 6... that is all.

quadder 0

Friday 20 May 2011 8:54

time for a bigger tv

Comments

annihil8or 15

Friday 20 May 2011 16:28

Hes smart

allyrox123 0

Friday 20 May 2011 16:33

how is that FYL? the poor kid has a shitty tv... Fhis Life

bannedforlife 0

Friday 20 May 2011 16:49

He's got awesome values. Way to go!

Egnar 19

Friday 20 May 2011 17:26

Sounds more like one of the cute stories you till about your kid later on, or, even to your new neighbors to break the ice - Not something you get angry or upset about.

blake4months 0

Friday 20 May 2011 17:43

smart kid ya got there!

fabianbond 0

Friday 20 May 2011 19:58

that's adorable

rjflores 0

Friday 20 May 2011 20:00

he knows what he wants.

itsxbabyxjay 0

Friday 20 May 2011 20:39

He Has His Goals Set.

Futacy 29

Friday 20 May 2011 23:23

You don't appreciate the fact that your son enjoys visiting the neighbors? Even if it's just because of a TV? I wouldn't really call that an FML/FYL. (just saying)