Kids: Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML

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fatalkiss 0

Friday 20 May 2011 8:52

He's 6... that is all.

quadder 0

Friday 20 May 2011 8:54

time for a bigger tv

Comments

annihil8or 15

Friday 20 May 2011 16:28

Hes smart

allyrox123 0

Friday 20 May 2011 16:33

how is that FYL? the poor kid has a shitty tv... Fhis Life

bannedforlife 0

Friday 20 May 2011 16:49

He's got awesome values. Way to go!

Egnar 19

Friday 20 May 2011 17:26

Sounds more like one of the cute stories you till about your kid later on, or, even to your new neighbors to break the ice - Not something you get angry or upset about.

blake4months 0

Friday 20 May 2011 17:43

smart kid ya got there!

fabianbond 0

Friday 20 May 2011 19:58

that's adorable

rjflores 0

Friday 20 May 2011 20:00

he knows what he wants.

itsxbabyxjay 0

Friday 20 May 2011 20:39

He Has His Goals Set.

Futacy 29

Friday 20 May 2011 23:23

You don't appreciate the fact that your son enjoys visiting the neighbors? Even if it's just because of a TV? I wouldn't really call that an FML/FYL. (just saying)