Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
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Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Today, while at the public swimming pool, I gave my 2-year-old daughter a piggy back ride in the pool. We were having fun until I realized she had untied my swim top. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML
Today, I visited a waterpark with friends. At one point, a woman floating near me suddenly says to me, "How are you doing, honey?" Instinctively, I replied, "I'm well". The woman gave me a strange look and I turned around to find she was talking to her child directly behind me. FML
Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML
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tsezu 0
This should be the guy with boobs' FML entry. "Today, I was at a local pool when a lady and her daughter came for swimming lessons. As they walked onto the deck, the daughter yelled "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" She was referring to me. The whole pool heard. FML"
dogpup4 23
Really? Thats why I will!
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Comments (133)
mudkipsan 19
#91: If your kid said something like that, you would be embarrassed? Probably "**** your life" embarrassed, amirite?
Sessee 4
I love how you phrased that.
nocturnal_crazy 1
Gotta love honest little kids.
Mohammad555 0
how does a four year old know what boobs are?
shaPOW 0
this is one of the best-written fmls i've seen on this site.
lifeislife_fml 0
Greatly written FML!
shalvius 3
ever the MAN? wow :D
ImaginaryLightx 0
Kids. Gotta love 'em.
mothfather 0
Nah, it's more of an ..."F that man's life" moment.
prettyboy82 0
That's great that you are raising another loud mouthed obnoxious brat! Why don't you teach her to be polite and not yell things out in public about strangers even if they are true? If it hadn't been a child nobody but assholes who hate fat people would find it funny.