By idiot - 24/01/2013 19:53 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML
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Sillydeadperson 17

Jesus, I hope the computer's alright (or not expensive). Why would you think it was a roach if you didn't feel any legs or squirming?

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DocBastard 38

I completely understand your reaction. Most men don't like hard things near their mouths. Wait, what?

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_Burnett89 9

I hear they have good protein lol

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sarah6786 14

Ice cubes? Dang.

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kakarot2 11

I'm sure 1 meant the roaches...

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SonOfAMitch 14

*whoosh* Right over your head.

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DerrickJames 33

They do have good protein. They carry the protein around in large barrels waiting to be gobbled up.

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Sillydeadperson 17

Jesus, I hope the computer's alright (or not expensive). Why would you think it was a roach if you didn't feel any legs or squirming?

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EsotericBrent 29

I think the fact there was an unwanted object in his mouth made him consider what it was. Most likely, and unfortunately, I'd say his mind went worst-case scenario

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Katiekhalifa_fml 28

At least they didn't think it was an ice cube and it ended up being a roach, right?

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GothickNihilist 15

My laptop is like a child to me. Even though it was not expensive, it has all my games, software, anime, cosplay photos etc. Some people cannot cope without their computer. I hope OP didn't have important information, and/ or stuff that is hard to replace on their computer.

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EsotericBrent 29

45 - I tried them once, they don't taste nearly as good as the roach-shaped ones though

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Satoaoi 13

squirming

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tzryan 3

Dude, nice comment, very alive

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meow_jess 11

I would have probably had the same reaction, but I would have tried to aim for the floor , i hope your laptop still works :/.

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jetsown08 21

You would've assumed you just drank a roach too?

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asb818 14

I'm pretty sure she is only meaning if she thought a roach was in her mouth her reaction of spitting it out would be the same, not that she thinks she would mistake an ice cube for a roach.

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SMOKEnTOKE00 3

Op has a nasty ass house that's why!

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sens3sfailing 24

There's a reply button for a reason

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Eluveitie 9

Don't forget the 'thumbs-down' button.

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Bubblezx 12

What does "op" mean?

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tomhofer 14

Why right on the laptop? Off to the side would have worked

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happle 21

Or back in the cup. If there's a roach in it, you probably wouldn't want the rest of the drink anyways.

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HelloSirs 14

Because **** logic.

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lostcrazydiamond 10

Wasn't the fact it was cold a clue it wasn't a bug?

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spaboolly 26

That would require some measurable amount of common sense on OP's part.

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lostcrazydiamond 10

Very true. Common sense isn't so common.

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lostcrazydiamond 10

Ah. I just realized... *wasn't. -_-

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Paigeerific 7

Yeah, lol who feels something in their mouth and automatically thinks "cockroach!"

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VannahJane 17

Could you not tell by the icy nature of an ice cube??

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DocBastard 38

I completely understand your reaction. Most men don't like hard things near their mouths. Wait, what?

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gc327072 30

So.... then if OP was a woman, would they've swallowed? :o

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Ajwc101 24

Do you like hard things near your mouth Doc?

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juliaannw 11

Swig (:lmao

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Kalipczo 21

Did you not remember putting ice in your drink? Granted we've all had stupid moments but this is pretty retarded

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GTAmax99 12

Same way you forget to turn on the oven?

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