Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML
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_Burnett89
| 9
I hear they have good protein lol
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sarah6786
| 14
Ice cubes? Dang.
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kakarot2
| 11
I'm sure 1 meant the roaches...
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SonOfAMitch
| 14
*whoosh*
Right over your head.
Right over your head.
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DerrickJames
| 33
They do have good protein. They carry the protein around in large barrels waiting to be gobbled up.
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Sillydeadperson
| 17
Jesus, I hope the computer's alright (or not expensive). Why would you think it was a roach if you didn't feel any legs or squirming?
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EsotericBrent
| 29
I think the fact there was an unwanted object in his mouth made him consider what it was. Most likely, and unfortunately, I'd say his mind went worst-case scenario
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Katiekhalifa_fml
| 28
At least they didn't think it was an ice cube and it ended up being a roach, right?
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GothickNihilist
| 15
My laptop is like a child to me. Even though it was not expensive, it has all my games, software, anime, cosplay photos etc. Some people cannot cope without their computer. I hope OP didn't have important information, and/ or stuff that is hard to replace on their computer.
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EsotericBrent
| 29
45 - I tried them once, they don't taste nearly as good as the roach-shaped ones though
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Satoaoi
| 13
squirming
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tzryan
| 3
Dude, nice comment, very alive
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meow_jess
| 11
I would have probably had the same reaction, but I would have tried to aim for the floor , i hope your laptop still works :/.
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jetsown08
| 21
You would've assumed you just drank a roach too?
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asb818
| 14
I'm pretty sure she is only meaning if she thought a roach was in her mouth her reaction of spitting it out would be the same, not that she thinks she would mistake an ice cube for a roach.
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SMOKEnTOKE00
| 3
Op has a nasty ass house that's why!
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sens3sfailing
| 24
There's a reply button for a reason
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Eluveitie
| 9
Don't forget the 'thumbs-down' button.
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Bubblezx
| 12
What does "op" mean?
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tomhofer
| 14
Why right on the laptop? Off to the side would have worked
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happle
| 21
Or back in the cup. If there's a roach in it, you probably wouldn't want the rest of the drink anyways.
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HelloSirs
| 14
Because fuck logic.
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lostcrazydiamond
| 10
Wasn't the fact it was cold a clue it wasn't a bug?
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spaboolly
| 26
That would require some measurable amount of common sense on OP's part.
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lostcrazydiamond
| 10
Very true. Common sense isn't so common.
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lostcrazydiamond
| 10
Ah. I just realized... *wasn't. -_-
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Paigeerific
| 7
Yeah, lol who feels something in their mouth and automatically thinks "cockroach!"
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VannahJane
| 17
Could you not tell by the icy nature of an ice cube??
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DocBastard
| 38
I completely understand your reaction. Most men don't like hard things near their mouths.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
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gc327072
| 29
So.... then if OP was a woman, would they've swallowed? :o
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Ajwc101
| 24
Do you like hard things near your mouth Doc?
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juliaannw
| 11
Swig (:lmao
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Kalipczo
| 21
Did you not remember putting ice in your drink? Granted we've all had stupid moments but this is pretty retarded
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GTAmax99
| 12
Same way you forget to turn on the oven?
Wait, what?