I hear they have good protein lol

Ice cubes? Dang.

I'm sure 1 meant the roaches...

*whoosh*

Right over your head.

They do have good protein. They carry the protein around in large barrels waiting to be gobbled up.

Jesus, I hope the computer's alright (or not expensive). Why would you think it was a roach if you didn't feel any legs or squirming?

I think the fact there was an unwanted object in his mouth made him consider what it was. Most likely, and unfortunately, I'd say his mind went worst-case scenario

At least they didn't think it was an ice cube and it ended up being a roach, right?

My laptop is like a child to me. Even though it was not expensive, it has all my games, software, anime, cosplay photos etc. Some people cannot cope without their computer. I hope OP didn't have important information, and/ or stuff that is hard to replace on their computer.

45 - I tried them once, they don't taste nearly as good as the roach-shaped ones though

squirming

Dude, nice comment, very alive

I would have probably had the same reaction, but I would have tried to aim for the floor , i hope your laptop still works :/.

You would've assumed you just drank a roach too?

I'm pretty sure she is only meaning if she thought a roach was in her mouth her reaction of spitting it out would be the same, not that she thinks she would mistake an ice cube for a roach.

Op has a nasty ass house that's why!

There's a reply button for a reason

Don't forget the 'thumbs-down' button.

What does "op" mean?

Why right on the laptop? Off to the side would have worked

Or back in the cup. If there's a roach in it, you probably wouldn't want the rest of the drink anyways.

Because fuck logic.

Wasn't the fact it was cold a clue it wasn't a bug?

That would require some measurable amount of common sense on OP's part.

Very true. Common sense isn't so common.

Ah. I just realized... *wasn't. -_-

Yeah, lol who feels something in their mouth and automatically thinks "cockroach!"

Could you not tell by the icy nature of an ice cube??

I completely understand your reaction. Most men don't like hard things near their mouths.

Wait, what?

So.... then if OP was a woman, would they've swallowed? :o

Do you like hard things near your mouth Doc?

Swig (:lmao

Did you not remember putting ice in your drink? Granted we've all had stupid moments but this is pretty retarded

Same way you forget to turn on the oven?