Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML
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Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML
Today, it's been one week since I found out that my ex got married. Since then, every night I dream about her breaking up with me again. Apparently, time doesn't heal all wounds. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend broke up with me once again after getting back together for two weeks. Just two weeks earlier, I was seeing a girl. I'd ended things with her to mend things with my ex. I hit the girl up on Facebook to ask her out. She now has a boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML
Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML
Today, I had a dream where I was with my last girlfriend, from five years ago. Nothing dirty. Just leaning on each other, talking, and smiling. Woke up and felt like she was really here, and now I miss her as much as when she had to leave the country. FML
Today, I got broken up with yet again by my on-and-off ex-girlfriend. I had ended things with an amazing girl I was seeing just to go back to my ex. She'd made it clear that if things went wrong with my ex, I wasn't allowed to pursue her again. I tried to hit her up again anyway, but she told me to “take a short walk off a pier.” FML
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend woke up from a coma that lasted a few months. Her parents called me from the hospital shortly after because she was in hysterics that I wasn't there. Apparently she thinks we're still together, and I now have to somehow break up with her again after almost a year apart. FML
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Mauskau 35
Perhaps it's time to move on, sorry OP it's hard to do but it gets better :)
Dave_Davington 33
I guess she's the girl of your dreams.
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Comments (57)
bReLiNg 18
This clearly means that your subconscious is a jerk. What is going on in that head OP?
JFloUnknown 24
Throw a huge party every night for 5 years til she shows up and win her back.
worldclassrager 39
Usually dreams are triggered by what is thought about before falling into the deep stage of sleep...by that being said it looks like you still have a small attachment to her...let go and move on...you'll find someone else...
helmiz 17
fated even in dreams
perdix 29
You ought to call her and tell her about that. Better yet, hang out in front of her house, so you can tell her in person when she comes out. Copious handwritten and hand-delivered notes will undoubtedly impress her so much, she'll take you back.
LaLince 40
you're a pussy for letting influence your mood by a woman.
jmcr 27
How does being human make him a pussy? If he really liked her then that is normal. Unless you're a robot im sure you are influenced by your emotions to
Enslaved 36
"Hey now, hey now, don't dream it's over Hey now, hey now, when the world comes in"
Jharrist89 12
Even your mind is telling you that it's not going to work!
smacky187 9
Today just isnt your day
olpally 32
Time to drink some alcohol op.