Today, I told my students that I would be absent tomorrow because my wife was giving birth. They burst into applause... not to congratulate me on the new baby. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at work, we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML
Today, I told my students that I would be taking a few weeks off because a member of my family is very ill. They all cheered. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
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NoBounceNoPlay 0
So, you're that teacher who everybody hates but is never absent, huh?
3lonelyhearts3 0
Kids are always like that. why is this an fml?
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Comments (159)
brittbrittT 0
thequiet - no i'm great
Monstarred 7
Its either: 1. Your weird 2. Your too strict 3. Mean 4. They just dont like you
musicloverr 0
#45 for the win hahahaha.
kellybri 0
#23 - We get MORE work when we have subs! Well, that's how it is in math. My math teacher is such a pregnant bitch.
keith444 0
no shit students hate teachers what do you expect them to be sad that there getting a supply teacher that they can take control off and munipulate you **** nut
effyourlife_ 0
obviously... have you been living under a rock? that's what happens when you're a teacher.
mash2 0
lol congrats!
p00p0ster0us 0
Students aren't known for their adoration of class time. They certainly could have been nice about it and congratulated you. Oh wait, you're posting on FML and your wife is HAVING A BABY TOMORROW? HOLY SHIT MAN! It's really all about you, isn't it?
ThizGuy 0
Yeah. I'm going to give this a YDI. If your kids are applauding your absence at this point in the year, you are clearly doing something terribly wrong.
mars979 0
Its just the way students are! Nothing makes them happier than cancelled class :) Dont take it personal