Today, I told my students that I would be absent tomorrow because my wife was giving birth. They burst into applause... not to congratulate me on the new baby. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at work, we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML
Today, I told my students that I would be taking a few weeks off because a member of my family is very ill. They all cheered. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
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NoBounceNoPlay 0
So, you're that teacher who everybody hates but is never absent, huh?
3lonelyhearts3 0
Kids are always like that. why is this an fml?
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Comments (159)
blondechik 0
They were happy toknow that you can get laid too:)
brittbrittT 0
isha - ha your funny, do you think i give a ****. i'm doing this for entertainment.. and yes i know what all of you are gonna say, "your childish" "your pathetic". get original people.
ifuckenhateyou 0
hahahhaha omg! that fuckn hilarious!! u must of felt real stupid!!! hahaha my advice.. juss quit your shitty job and do meth and take all your wife's money.. lol and my name is not nick so dont belive watever this thing says.
iluvmycatz 0
hahhahahahaha its normal for students to hate their teachers nothing against you
blaaaaah_fml 0
hahahaaaa.. maybe your too strict ? :)
cxal_fml 0
If you were even slightly disappointed by this reaction, you should have known better than to go into the field of teaching - weren't you ever a student?
Derkek 0
lolz
AnneFTW 17
Hahahaha sucks for you XP
chaya12 0
maybe because now they know ur not a virgin
orangekoala_66 0
hahah that tottally sounds like somthing my class woould do..no big deal they were probably just goofing off