Today, I told my students that I would be absent tomorrow because my wife was giving birth. They burst into applause... not to congratulate me on the new baby. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at work, we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML
Today, I told my students that I would be taking a few weeks off because a member of my family is very ill. They all cheered. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
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NoBounceNoPlay 0
So, you're that teacher who everybody hates but is never absent, huh?
3lonelyhearts3 0
Kids are always like that. why is this an fml?
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Comments (159)
lilzeegal123 0
omg i think i no who this is...hmmmm this mite b my teacher...
shilo_wallace 0
umm what do you expect? even if I liked a teacher, a day off is a day off
kissheruidiot 0
right on! i'd be clappin' with 'em!
TheTuathaDe 0
Doesn't necessarily mean you're a bad teacher, as many have said at this point. Students always do that to teachers, so I wouldn't take it seriously.
Vib392 0
Lucky them...i pray half my teachers will get pregnant or just quit.!
skxdarksword 0
dude its not cuz of u its cuz they wont have to do work
yati 0
You are never absent, and when you were going to be absent for next day - you told them and SOSed the surprise. What do you expect ??! :P jk
neezie 0
Maybe you should try not being the worst teacher ever
yuibo 0
it doesnt mean you're a bad teacher. Everyone in my school does that. We all cheer when teachers are absent :)
nsupe 0
@ 62. LOL