Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML
Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML
Today, my roommates sat me down and said we need to have a serious chat. I was worried, until they asked me if I could quit my new night job. When I asked why, they said it was because I wasn't home anymore to cook them dinner. FML
Today, my roommates told me they want me to move out of our apartment. We would have never gotten the apartment without my credit score, and most of the furniture is mine. FML
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML
Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
Today, my roommate expected me to help them buy them car, or loan them some money. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for not buying a pack of cigarettes for my boss. I only lasted two months in that junkyard. FML
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lameuser 23
You better find some new roommates. FYL
misspulkadot24 17
Then stop enabling them and make them pay their own rent. They will be evicted soon enough.
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Comments (117)
deet124 11
Rent out their rooms.
Gemini_Wings 7
This is why we don't have roommates...
happle 21
OP does.
imchacon22 19
Sounds stupid but file a police report. Sound like shitty roommates
trulypar 34
That was the question I was going to ask too, it's theft and by doing nothing they'll figure they can sell more of OP's stuff in the future.
kirasant 19
Yes, this is a matter for the police. This is theft. File a report and use it to get them evicted. Hope you're free of them soon, OP.
Pikawhore 21
If OP knows which pawn shop they went to and tells the owners the DVD's are his/her stolen property, it might get the ball rolling on that police report. Chances are the police won't do much about it themselves, but having the police report and the pawn shop on OP's side could help.
aforbiddendance 23
Time to find new roommates.
iknowiwantyou 13
hopefully OP learns from this experience and finds better ones.
oh_merde 11
What the hell? That's the kind of rotten behavior that cannot be condoned whatsoever. I think that might even be illegal; sue their asses. I would be indignant if they took my personal property and sold them. And to add insult to injury, they used that money for petty selfish gain.
thejimler 9
there's no 'might' about it, it is flat out illegal since they sold OP's goods so it is theft. OP needs to file a police report and have them arrested, if you know the pawn shop they sold your goods to then hopefully they can testify against your roommates and get your goods back.
Pikawhore 21
I wonder how long OP has been paying the rent. Chances are they owe him/her some money too.
mohamed_H 21
Nice job for making that decision OP. Who knows what else these people might be doing.....
MrCareless 17
Get some new roommates, that sucks.. Good luck OP!
bazookajoey 27
Time for new roomies OP. they are not your children & you are not responsible for them
papayeya 18
U need to set a line in which ur new roomates knows it is a serious issue if they crossed it.. like using ur towel.. toothbrush.. socks.. etc... find new mature roommates. :)
ligerzero459 24
Time to respond with a police report. **** them, they've earned it