Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML
Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML
Today, my roommates sat me down and said we need to have a serious chat. I was worried, until they asked me if I could quit my new night job. When I asked why, they said it was because I wasn't home anymore to cook them dinner. FML
Today, my roommates told me they want me to move out of our apartment. We would have never gotten the apartment without my credit score, and most of the furniture is mine. FML
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML
Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
Today, my roommate expected me to help them buy them car, or loan them some money. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for not buying a pack of cigarettes for my boss. I only lasted two months in that junkyard. FML
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lameuser 23
You better find some new roommates. FYL
misspulkadot24 17
Then stop enabling them and make them pay their own rent. They will be evicted soon enough.
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Comments (117)
omgimdying 15
sorry op, that sucks. next time, choose your roommates more carefully to avoid issues like this
buttcramp 21
press charges, break the lease.. be the first one to tell the land lord your side. but that's s felony, pawning someone's stuff
TheDrifter 24
Misdemeanor until they sell 5 grand worth of op's stuff or a weapon is drawn actually.
Skatergirl129 2
Kick them out
shhhaaarrron 12
Awh that sucks op, but be glad it wasn't anything expensive or valuable.
evilplatypus 39
We don't know just how many DVDs it was. If my entire DVD collection was taken, it would cost upwards of six grand to recoup the losses (lots of boxed sets and complete series). Also, I'm curious what the difference between valuable and expensive is (to you).
Havin 19
Roomies for ya.
Havin 19
I hate people.
Rainhawk94 27
I hate you too
lambda_fml 40
Can we say your roommates are...Pawnstars!
CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
So did you call the police and get a police report, They did steal your property.
vucui 21
Like everyone else is saying, FILE A POLICE REPORT. The police will do something about it. Roommates or not, they need to be punished for what they did. You only have yourself to blame if they walk all over you and don't face justice for their stupidity.
Emiweb 9
I'd say that's your custom kick them out.
Emiweb 9
Oh my god, every time I leave a comment, something cocks up with the autocorrect!! *CUE TO* Also, OP, maybe have a word with your landlord.
angelofsaturn 23
And autocorrect strikes again. Hehe