Love: Today, I told my long distance girlfriend I will be coming half...

By Bostonian - 02/12/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, I told my long distance girlfriend I will be coming half way across the country to visit here since I have not seen her in a month, I gave her my flight information so she could pick me up at the airport. She responded with "That's when The Office is on, can you take a cab?" FML

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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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By Fack. - 19/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2012 15:45 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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You deserved it 14 271

By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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You deserved it 3 787

By LongDriveNoSleep - 24/05/2016 10:38 - United States - Washington

Today, my friend, who I'm moving in with, flew up to drive from Pennsylvania to Texas, where she lives, with me. I went to the airport to pick her up and we discovered she accidentally flew to the wrong airport. On the other side of the state. I'm driving through the night to rescue her. FML

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You deserved it 1 345

By blink_kid - 10/08/2012 12:57 - United Kingdom - Bathgate

Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML

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By longtriphome - 15/07/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

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You deserved it 7 296

By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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You deserved it 9 127

By Anonymous - 24/07/2015 11:58 - Germany - Paderborn

Today, I asked my boyfriend to go to the airport with me, to see me off for my three-month stay abroad. He said no because the two-hour drive is "too boring". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I flew in to visit my long distance girlfriend. When I got out of the cab, I saw her way down the street walking the dog, so I hid behind the bushes to scare/surprise her. Mission accomplished. I just wish I hadn't bought her that pepper spray. FML

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Wednesday 2 December 2009 9:18

Can't blame her? She is used to seeing more action on the TV and turning it on.

Anteezy 7

Wednesday 2 December 2009 9:20

well the office kinda rocks so, not saying ydi but hey can't blame your gf either.

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Rishy 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 1:14

#88 go jump off a cliff

fuckyourlife55 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 6:31

the office is an amazing show!!! can u blame her?

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 20:49

She's probably intimidated by the idea if driving through an airport. They're big and confusing at first.

Skimbap 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:54

Yeah, I'd immagine life outside a kitchen for a woman is harsh :S

prod324 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 6:02

tht shows where the luv is at

ilovefacebookk 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 2:01

how can u blame her? thaat show is amaziing!

swimmer911 0

Friday 28 January 2011 22:58

^win

manderrrr 2

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:06

well, that show is pretty great :]

Team5uckit 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 7:15

hey u selfish bitch! the office is a great show!!! stfu!!!

monty599 0

Monday 27 June 2011 8:38

I wouldn't pick shit up at the airport if The Iffice was on

friday6700 0

Monday 15 August 2011 16:20

There's a reason to dump her, The Office sucks.

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