Love: Today, I told my long distance girlfriend I will be coming half...

By Bostonian - 02/12/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, I told my long distance girlfriend I will be coming half way across the country to visit here since I have not seen her in a month, I gave her my flight information so she could pick me up at the airport. She responded with "That's when The Office is on, can you take a cab?" FML

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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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By Fack. - 19/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2012 15:45 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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By LongDriveNoSleep - 24/05/2016 10:38 - United States - Washington

Today, my friend, who I'm moving in with, flew up to drive from Pennsylvania to Texas, where she lives, with me. I went to the airport to pick her up and we discovered she accidentally flew to the wrong airport. On the other side of the state. I'm driving through the night to rescue her. FML

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By blink_kid - 10/08/2012 12:57 - United Kingdom - Bathgate

Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML

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By longtriphome - 15/07/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2015 11:58 - Germany - Paderborn

Today, I asked my boyfriend to go to the airport with me, to see me off for my three-month stay abroad. He said no because the two-hour drive is "too boring". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I flew in to visit my long distance girlfriend. When I got out of the cab, I saw her way down the street walking the dog, so I hid behind the bushes to scare/surprise her. Mission accomplished. I just wish I hadn't bought her that pepper spray. FML

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Wednesday 2 December 2009 9:18

Can't blame her? She is used to seeing more action on the TV and turning it on.

Anteezy 7

Wednesday 2 December 2009 9:20

well the office kinda rocks so, not saying ydi but hey can't blame your gf either.

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kathyfan 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 16:40

Weeeeelllllll................... like everyone else has said the office is a great show

Lisa89 3

Wednesday 2 December 2009 17:18

has she not heard of the internet? It's magical... she can watch The Office any time she wants!

Bob31_fml 4

Wednesday 2 December 2009 17:25

it's called a DVR

123e3 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 20:53

That's what you get when you have a girlfriend who likes one of the most overrated TV shows in history

I_am_stupid_also 6

Wednesday 2 December 2009 21:04

http://www.hulu.com/the-office

kratrz 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 21:24

well maybe you should've been smarter and planned ur arrival for when there isn't something important on tv. shows how well you know ur gf.

Arries7418 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 0:35

she not wanting to pick you up for a show is better than her cheating on you though :)

Aha09 1

Thursday 3 December 2009 1:13

*her

Daniellakorwek 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 4:14

this just makes me wonder why the office comes on two days sooner than where i am. o.O

BunnyDrastic 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 4:26

Oh damn!

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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