Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
Today, I asked my wife how we could spice up our sex life. She wants me to dress up and talk like Joe Exotic. No, she wasn’t kidding. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML
Today, my husband drunkenly confessed that he has a shit fetish and wants to watch me take a dump in the bathtub while he jerks off. Guess him saying he "didn't like kinky things" was a lie, then. FML
Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
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twinkiefeets 17
Oh deer!
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
At least you can be his sexy little vixen! You don't hoof to do it of course, but fur your husband you might want to get into the festive spirit and have a little fawn with him
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Comments (116)
halluciNAYtion 6
I'm pretty sure we can categorize him as a furry. I can't imagine how awkward that was. Sorry, OP .
sobeowns 2
ur the one that said "the wildest"
jaguar45b 7
That's just bucked up
kayaker83 4
********** at it's finest ;) lol
aardvarkish 17
Silly deer ******! Horny is just an expression!
Morqan_Freeman 14
That is pretty wild... you know?
StEpHiE1226 12
Well at least he still wants to "do you" :)
Erick_lawl 6
*in southern accent* Hey, deer! Yer ******* duuuumb!
aragmir 13
Well, you asked for it :p Still a better love story than twilight
wlddog 14
If they get pregnant, maybe they should name the kid Bambi.