Today, I told my boyfriend that it's time for him to stop blaming others and own up to his mistakes. He retorted, "Don't blame me!" FML
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Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop criticizing my son for his table manners. He said, "It's man things, you wouldn't understand." He acted surprised when I blew my top and told him to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML
Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
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Top comments
alex_the_tiger 14
If he is that immature he isn't ready for a relationship
JuliusSeizure 18
It's not my fault, everybody always blames me!
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Comments (60)
iAisu 7
That's exactly how my Dad acts, and he's 52. They don't change. Don't marry anyone that can't own up to their own shit.
Mauskau 36
Yup my ex did the same, and it was always my fault even if I had nothing to do with it. Definitely don't miss that.
MOOSE786 8
That's why they make noise canceling headphones
brivielle 15
Right comment. Wrong post.
aliciavanham 13
If you hate the fact that he doesn't take his own responsebility, you should break-up or just go with it.
tiffanyslapp 18
Oh, that's a rough one. He needs to get his act together.
StayatHomeSon 9
You picked a keeper
chaine614 8
So, that's very tough, hehe
worldclassrager 41
So what was his retort after that
Music_rocks 7
I've been in a relationship with someone like that, I split up with him two months ago, and seriously, a weight has been lifted. I thought I suffered chronic back pain, it was actually a boyfriend problem, I got so stressed out that my back hurt. I'm getting on so much better with my life now, and am getting so much more done. I've tried to change someone, it really doesn't work.
DianaFrances411 13
Maybe your boyfriend is insecure or is afraid of humiliation, or something like that as some people are sensitive, and are very defensive. They think just by blaming someone else, everything will be alright. Maybe you can talk to him about it or tell him that if he thinks a relationship is too much, or can't handle it, it's alright and he can start dating when he thinks he's ready for it.