Today, I told my boyfriend that it's time for him to stop blaming others and own up to his mistakes. He retorted, "Don't blame me!" FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop criticizing my son for his table manners. He said, "It's man things, you wouldn't understand." He acted surprised when I blew my top and told him to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML
Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
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Top comments
alex_the_tiger 14
If he is that immature he isn't ready for a relationship
JuliusSeizure 18
It's not my fault, everybody always blames me!
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Comments (60)
Softballchick224 21
If he is still in kindergarten then he might be just a tad bit young for you.
MeanBeagle 22
remind him to not blame you if he doesn't get any for a while
byEyecandy 10
Obviously, dont be with him.
Enslaved 38
Better than him always blaming it on the a-a-alcohol.
devildog562 33
Shhhhh that's my go to excuse!
tony1891 22
the devil made me do it!
devildog562 33
Do you have me on tape? You do? That's not me!
mitchel_112 17
Don't blame me for the problems that I have caused for myself ( obvious sarcasm)
EvilTurtle 35
If the sarcasm is so obvious, then why put (obvious sarcasm)?
False_Stupidity 42
Because some people don't see sarcasm even when it hits them in the face like a cold fish.
CaroAurelia 12
I think he just proved your point to you... He sounds a bit immature.
PhillDante 17
That sounds a lot like my conversations with my boyfriend...
Mattlozano12 15
Oh the irony...
mosquito19 14
he's your boyfriend, now own up to your mistake.
kirigaiku 15
Well, shit.