Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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Top comments
you_suck 0
I wouldn't shave just for some bitch
Abnegate 0
Maybe if you'd showed a little tact, he'd have spared your feelings.
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Comments (70)
Rodin_fml 0
Would you let your boyfriend decide how you should have your hair cut etc.?
Bibico_fml 0
You just need to find a b.f. who has less testosterone than you obviously have. That way he'll appreciate you for your furry upper lip and chin whiskers. Jus' sayin'....
gnoo_fml 0
totally in agreement with #7
Bojangles_fml 0
Change your name, I was Bojangles first.
GG_fml 0
how about you shave eachother and make an evening out of it
SayPeanuts 29
How romantic.
That_Guy 4
To all yall feminist's out there i shave my ****** junk and im a guy so i dont wanna hear no shit about "We're required to shave pretty much every part of our body to please chauvinists like you." **** you some guys do that shit to, dont act like yall bitches are the only ones!
chrisdaneownt 0
talk about a double standard...
Minzy_Boy 0
#30 Or maybe he likes having facial hair? You know you can still have facial hair and keep yourself groomed. Facial Hair doesn't necessarily mean messy. For all you know he has a trimmed goatee or something. @ OP. Guess he doesn't like the Frida Kahlo look you've been going for recently.
That_Guy 4
to go along with #30, some guys also feel it necessary to keep their facial hair because their self conscious about their manhood without it, so just leave the man alone for **** sake, shit!
Tenma_Hakase 0
I'm afraid you just got pwned