Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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you_suck 0
I wouldn't shave just for some bitch
Abnegate 0
Maybe if you'd showed a little tact, he'd have spared your feelings.
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Comments (70)
serenitylater 0
He owned your smart ass.
IntoRapture 0
Uh, wow. You totally deserved that, if only because you need to learn what "tact" is. And to the guy who said that it isn't chauvinism to expect a girl to shave just because a few guys do it, well... let me tell you this: it's not the same. Just because a handful of guys shave their face and their junk out of personal choice doesn't mean you understand how girls feel. Guys who do that do it because it's their choice. Girls do it because if we don't, we're considered some kind of freak show. Thank the gods that I have a boyfriend who doesn't give a damn about whether or not my legs have some hair, and that I don't care if he never shaves hid beard.
casualmember 0
You're right, your life is ******. I couldn't imagine being a girl with facial hair.
c00l_fml 0
FYL That's sad!
thatswasup 0
Stop telling him what to do bitch! Men tell the WOMEN what to do not the other way around
Fop 6
Heard of mutual respect before? No? Welcome to your state of mind: Idiocy.
ILoveBlair 0
Asshole.
je_tdwp 4
Comments above me, have some damn humor! You're just as sensitive as the OP when it comes to jokes!
nick17 0
Peace out
Twinfools2431 0
Oooooooo shit u got fried by ur own bc thts some odee shit right there
Spigs 0
Maybe he meant you should shave it for him...? lol My facial hair rocks. Every girl I've been with tells me not to shave it. haha
retardthinkswhat 3
He's probably got a point
Romaine_fml 0
YDI... It's only fair that you shave too