Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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you_suck 0
I wouldn't shave just for some bitch
Abnegate 0
Maybe if you'd showed a little tact, he'd have spared your feelings.
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Comments (70)
guinness_fml 0
Guy having facial hair - not necessarily lazy. I keep a beard because I look much better with one. I also keep it trimmed and orderly so I don't look homeless. My girlfriend likes it, and before we were dating other girls agreed. For a girl to demand her guy to shave, just because she doesn't like kissing a guy with a hairy face... the guy deserves to ask the same thing of her.
ohfrick 0
I wouldn't tell my guy to shave his. :| Sure, I might mention he looks better without, but if he goes through a point where he simply doesn't feel like shaving or feels like letting it grow for a bit, not gonna bother me. As long as he doesn't grow a ZZ Top beard because he's lazy, anyway...
Weaseltotheface 0
wow...that's an incredibly selfish thing to say to someone you're going out with. I know for a fact I'd never tell my girl to change a think about herself. It's rude and plain stupid. your boyfriend has my pity.
Bubs_fml 0
#25: Man, I hate feminists. Demanding equality and no special treatment, but also demanding special treatment. Fact of the matter is this: You can either shave your facial and body hair, or you can just not date anyone until you come across a guy who likes hairy women. Chauvinistic dominating male pigs like myself would prefer a woman who shaves the undesirable hair - it's just something regular woman who care about their appearance do on a frequent basis. Would you want a dominating scumbag male pig with a huge pile of facial hair, a completely covered abdomen and genitals you have to part the hair to find? I'm going to assume the answer is no. You probably would want him to shave it, at least somewhat to keep it neat, or none at all. So, unless you beg to differ, that would make you a hypocritical bitch, just like average feminist. Congratulations.
shorgenfunkel 0
@ #36, complete agreement. @ OP, take a good look in the mirror. Maybe he was right.
Vonnick 0
Telling us to shave is like telling us to cut off our dick. Stop being so high maintenance.
Bloodycrustheart 0
first tasteful funny one ive seen ever, referring to your bf's comment. control freak. if he cant control how he styles himself what can he control? thats like a verrry basic ******* thing...you arent his mom, hes not two, you dont dress him, he doesnt dress you. get over it.
kotikoti 0
oh god and i thought the post was funny but the cmnts are killing me rofl
madame_malfoy 4
i'm a girl and if i said that to my boyfriend...i'd expect that same reply, or i'd prolly wonder why i was dating such a pansy...im not a whimpering little idiot who wants to groom the guy into my personal pet, its his face, he can do what he likes as long as its not unhygenic
TEAZO 0
haha i would laugh and think its funny i never take people all to seriously. but you put yourself up to it XD