Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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Top comments
you_suck 0
I wouldn't shave just for some bitch
Abnegate 0
Maybe if you'd showed a little tact, he'd have spared your feelings.
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Comments (70)
CarterColbie 4
Burn.
ILoveBlair 0
Basically hypercritical .
hackeyStar 0
holy shit OWNED
AA357 0
I know, what a bitch.
foodlover123 0
Boyfriend: 1 Girlfriend: 0
Melindhra 0
OP got ******* pwned. Make sure you wax and don't try that stupid hair bleach for your moustache. Then your BF can shave. Oh and do your underarms and legs.
simoneog09 0
I understand your pain. I hate kissing my bf when he hasn't shaved. it hurts and it makes my mouth look like I just gave an incredible ********. lol
lmngrl889 14
Agreed!
Symmetry88 0
Lol! My boyfriend shaves his facial hair twice a day for me. I absolutely HATE facial hair
theycallmeloco87 0
Enough of this chewbacca.