Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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Top comments
you_suck 0
I wouldn't shave just for some bitch
Abnegate 0
Maybe if you'd showed a little tact, he'd have spared your feelings.
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Comments (70)
mycatsaysmeow 7
bullshit. ever waxed?
jcp012000 5
Shut up mustachio mama
jtrem12389 1
I would click ydi, but the last 3 digits are 666, and I don't want to ruin that.
klx125cross 9
Bahaha.
13yearoldpridigy 1
1. OP, maybe you should shave before you make him, you hypocrite.2. At #25, its really sad since I'm also a girl, but you are seriously the reason I hate feminist. Please, blame men for all your problems.
Lizza330 28
I hate when people try to change other peoples apperances. It's not your body. I'm sure you would hate if someone tried to tell you to change something about your appearence. I mean a little suggestion here and there to someone you're close to is alright, but flat out saying 'I don't like this about you, so you should change yourself to please me' is not okay, and you deserve it.
LRSandTJB412 8
Lol definitely sounds like a joke/sarcasm.
Anikaaaaa 31
I ask my boyfriend to shave his facial hair quite often, because I have very sensitive skin and if we make out when he has stubble, my face hurts so much and gets all red and painful :(. Who knows, maybe this guy didn't have a beard when they started dating, and is in the very painful stubble phase right now. Saying that you could never ask your SO to shave is short sighted.
TallMist 32
I accidentally clicked FYL. He has every right to not shave his beard if he doesn't want to and it's immature of you to try to change him.
T1A2Z3 35
Both of you shave.