Today, I found out that my partner doesn't ever want sex from me again. I'm too broke to leave her, so I guess my sex life is over. FML
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Today, I found out that my partner of 18 years has officially decided that our physical relationship is over. We hadn’t been intimate since my youngest was conceived 5 years ago. I had always held out hope that it would come again, but now I have been told it’s over and I’m at a loss at what to do. I still love her. FML
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke it off with me when she realized I can no longer treat her to expensive gifts and meals. My ex-wife is bleeding me dry with child support payments, I can no longer afford the lifestyle I used to have. She won’t take me back. Now I’m totally single and broke. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Today, my husband told me that he could not love me without sex. My love for him is utterly unconditional. My heart is just broken now. FML
Today, after nearly 4 years together, my girlfriend told me that not only does she not love me anymore, she was lying about wanting to work things out because it would be "too hard" for her to go back to financing her own life. I'm nothing more than an extra wallet. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
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Jessica Carey 11
that's probably why she doesn't want sex from you anymore... she smartened up and realized you were just using her for money.
49_Donuts 15
Maybe now is the time to try and start a career? Or at least find a job to focus your energy?
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Comments (6)
DirtySalamander 9
if you weren't financially stable why be with a partner?
RichardPencil 30
That's what lotteries are for.
Gubbon 17
To lose more money?
RichardPencil 30
Yes, until Fate decides it's time to give you enough money to purchase a lot of sex.
Jessica Carey 11
that's probably why she doesn't want sex from you anymore... she smartened up and realized you were just using her for money.
49_Donuts 15
Maybe now is the time to try and start a career? Or at least find a job to focus your energy?
Chazzster 29
That’s why you need a job and your own income… If you think this is bad, wait until they throw you out or you find your possessions at the curb. That’s usually the next major step in the sad progression.