Independance, now!

By Kye Hooper - 12/10/2023 06:02 - Australia - Perth

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Today, I found out that my partner doesn't ever want sex from me again. I'm too broke to leave her, so I guess my sex life is over. FML
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Jessica Carey 11

that's probably why she doesn't want sex from you anymore... she smartened up and realized you were just using her for money.

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49_Donuts 13

Maybe now is the time to try and start a career? Or at least find a job to focus your energy?

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DirtySalamander 9

if you weren't financially stable why be with a partner?

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RichardPencil 30

Yes, until Fate decides it's time to give you enough money to purchase a lot of sex.

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Jessica Carey 11

that's probably why she doesn't want sex from you anymore... she smartened up and realized you were just using her for money.

3 1
49_Donuts 13

Maybe now is the time to try and start a career? Or at least find a job to focus your energy?

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Chazzster 28

That’s why you need a job and your own income… If you think this is bad, wait until they throw you out or you find your possessions at the curb. That’s usually the next major step in the sad progression.

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