Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML
Today, the guy I’ve been hanging out with and crushing on told me we now know each other well enough to be completely open with each other. I was excited, thinking our mild flirtations would finally go further. He just wanted me to know he’s gay, and asked me if I knew any single guys for him. FML
Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML
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Top comments
joeyl2008 29
Good for you for coming out. Good luck figuring that sistuation out
cacheson 42
If he's that open about it perhaps the next step is to ask...
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Comments (76)
aerith105 14
sorry OP. hopefully you guys talk it out. he just generally sounds confused
justreadingthem 3
it means he likes u
bonermonkey 31
if someone slapped me after I came out to them I would be backing off honestly. kiss in between or not that's still a weird way to react
Xamry14 10
So? people are weird so a weird reaction fits. It's the normal common reactions I don't trust because they tend to be rehearsed.
ACSthebeast 16
******* ******
extremereviews 26
#28 & 29 got you covered
ACSthebeast 16
******* ******
andrmac 25
Maybe it means that he thought you were already dating? Could also means he wants to be friends.
andrmac 25
We do realise age and details other than this being his best friend are non-existent. Op could be a teen that's going though puberty and trying things out with his buddy on a very regular basis and his buddy thought that they were a thing, and op is just oblivious to it.
ElectroThunder28 16
That sounds kind of adorable, assuming it was more of a playful slap. Good luck to you OP!
dougschoonmaker 20
Kinky
Dave_Davington 35
This could mean one of two things. It all depends on the slap, or more specifically, whether he used his hand or his penis.
thecpthree 7
Dats yuck dawg. Yall should both b slapped 4 that