Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML
Today, the guy I’ve been hanging out with and crushing on told me we now know each other well enough to be completely open with each other. I was excited, thinking our mild flirtations would finally go further. He just wanted me to know he’s gay, and asked me if I knew any single guys for him. FML
Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
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joeyl2008 29
Good for you for coming out. Good luck figuring that sistuation out
cacheson 42
If he's that open about it perhaps the next step is to ask...
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Comments (76)
GhostFox 34
Sounds like "YES!!" followed rapidly by "WHAT DID I JUST DO!?!"
sukotsu 4
No, sounds like "YES!!" Then "YOU SILLY GOOSE YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME SOONER!"
anarchymaniac 22
Seems like he likes you.
obliviousmaximus 6
Could be his way of saying "about ******* time, I was beginning to wonder if I'd ever get a look in"
1234as 5
was it a hard slap? or a tap? do you really want to get involved with someone who slaps you?!
ndts 4
Yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
TMO2142 25
that face makes it funnier
HoofHeartedBro 14
good for you about coming out, about your friend though the best thing is to be completely open and honest. hope the best for you op.
greg84_fml 21
Do two more rounds with him and tell us about it in the morning.
ThatOneGuyBrodie 7
either he likes you and slapped you because he was thinking "about damn time" or he was curious to see if he liked you so he kissed you and found out he didn't like you
SmDestroyer 8
I think it was a "yes!" moment, followed by a "crap, what did I just do?" moment. I think he may be confused, especially if he hasn't "come out of the closet" so to speak
Pixelatedpotato 28
Wow, no homaphobic comments yet, I'll check back in an hour.
evilplatypus 39
1) ****, not homa 2) the mods are good at their jobs 3) shockingly, the FML community is pretty open minded
Pixelatedpotato 28
I apologize, I just meant that I was surprised that there were no homophobic comments at the time, as for saying "homaphobic" I don't know why i wrote it that way.
immortal_harley 2
I'm pretty sure that he was just confused.. maybe he was trying to see how the kiss made him feel but then felt embarrassed afterwords. don't assume he is gay until he tells you himself. everyone experi-mens. haha see what I did there?... I'm a loser..