Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML
Today, the guy I’ve been hanging out with and crushing on told me we now know each other well enough to be completely open with each other. I was excited, thinking our mild flirtations would finally go further. He just wanted me to know he’s gay, and asked me if I knew any single guys for him. FML
Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML
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Top comments
joeyl2008 29
Good for you for coming out. Good luck figuring that sistuation out
cacheson 42
If he's that open about it perhaps the next step is to ask...
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Comments (76)
GrumpyGrinch 23
Haha, that means he is gay AND kinky!
polsen4273 8
Wow, thats not a bad story, cant say your life sucks though.
hiddenthoughts 6
Maybe he likes you and he was mad you didn't come out sooner?
Bam6849 7
we need a follow up from op for sure
griffinstorme 10
He's into it. Just give it a little time. -me, a fellow gay
thecpthree 7
Yuck. - a fellow happy person
alaina1104 11
At least he kissed you?
dickgamestrong 9
YDI for putting him in a situation like that
cootiequeen4444 11
this sounds like a scene from a million movies. if anything about Hollywood is real - which may or may not be a stretch to say - he probably likes you too and the slap was more of an "about time, you asshole" kinda thing. don't quote me on this however as Hollywood is ..well.. Hollywood..
IT_Worx 11
OP, if you don't mind telling us what happened next, were left with a huge cliffhanger. But anyways hopefully he likes you back too. :)