Work: Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate...

UglyApparently 5 October 2011, 16:03 United Kingdom

Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

kat 21 February 2012, 09:53 Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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Anonymous 18 December 2010, 00:02 United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

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althornton2462 This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Hudson, United States

News to him

Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for four months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML

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csor027 This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

True faith

Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML

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Anonymous 8 October 2016, 13:20 Lynchburg, United States

Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML

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Anonymous 28 September 2009, 16:28 United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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octoberrain 10 October 2011, 23:16 United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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Anonymous 20 April 2013, 23:08 Denver, United States

Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML

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Partners 22 June 2015, 19:55 Alpharetta, United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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Anonymous 1 May 2009, 11:36 United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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schpanki 11

5 October 2011, 22:07

So... Is he made up?

flockz 20

5 October 2011, 22:20

2 i love that whale in your picture.

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perdix 31

5 October 2011, 23:19

Is he a doctor/fireman/footballer who loves kittens and antiquing who happens to live in Canada, but he cannot be photographed because he's also a vampire/international spy?